How to be a Country Star - Statler Brothers

There's questions we're always hearing every where we goLike how do I cut a record or get on a country showWell, it takes more than just ambition and three chords on an old guitarThere's a few more thing you ought to learn to be a country star.You have to learn to sing like Waylon or pick like Jerry ReedYodel like Jeannie Shepard write songs like Tom TPut a cry in your voice like Haggard learn Spanish like Johnny RWhisper like Bill Anderson and you'll be a country star.Play piano like Ronnie Milsap or Gilley or Jerry LeeYo-yo like Roy Acuff or talk plain like Ralph EmeryGrowl like Conway Twitty get a red white and blue guitarBuild a swimming pool like Webb did and you'll be a country star.Be tall like Sonny James or tell jokes like Minnie Pearl Be short like Jimmy Dickens or play five-string like Earl Get a head band like Willie learn to stutter like a-Mel Get a cap like Roy Clark wore or a voice like Barbara Mandrell.Be rich like Eddy Arnold say you're making more than you areGet a gimmick like Charley Pride got and you'll be a country star.But if you have no talent and you're not a maleIf you're built somewhat like Dolly or have a face like Crystal GayleCome back stage and ask for Harold, Phil, Don or LewAnd we'll see you auditioned for the Statler Brothers Review...

Channel: Music
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: mikewx2

Length: 03:14
Rating: 4.97
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