M Tretow & ABBA - Doc McGurgles Babylonian lizard tooth oil

from the album 'Let's boogie' (1976).Frida Lyngstad, Karin Glenmark, Maritza Horn & Anders Glenmark on backing vocals.Tretow himself on all piano.( http://www.discogs.com/release... )He was so lonely Had no luck whatsoever with womenWhen along came a cure called "Instant Attraction"However, he discovered too late that it worked far too wellAnd now he can't find a way to turn off the actionWell, I spotted an ad in an old magazine Endorsed by the stars of the Hollywood screen"Try Doc McGurgle's Babylonian Lizard Tooth OilAnd feminine instincts will come to a boil"So I filled in the coupon and I sent them a checkI had to do something, my life was a wreckA package arrived in the mail the next dayI tore off the wrappings without a delayI spread the solution all over my skinA landslide of females was soon to beginI never expected reactions so strongIt started out right, but now everything's wrongSend me the antidote, Doc McGurgleI'm sure to be eaten aliveSend me the antidote, Doc McGurgleI know I ain't gonna surviveThey broke down my back door and the bay window tooAnd left me there bleedin', kissed black and blueEscaped in a flash to the old people's home To call Doc McGurgle right up on the phoneI called Information and she checked out her listShe told me McGurgle just didn't exist Then I heard a rumbling and I turned to seeSix hundred wheel chairs a'heading at meI bathed in the Ganges and I prayed in a shrineI tried spot remover and fifty-cent wineBattery acid, lye, gasolineI scrubbed and I scraped, but I couldn't get cleanSend me the antidote, Doc McGurgleMy life is fading out fastSend me the antidote, Doc McGurgleMy Strength is a thing of the pastI ran to the jailhouse and said, "Gimme a break"I thought I'd be safe there, but what a mistakeSo I hid in a cage at the Fleischhacker Zoo But the lady gorillas don't know it's tabooI find myself now at the end of my ropeI can't last much longer, I've given up hopeThe only solution for saving my soulMust be retroactive birth controlI bathed in the Ganges ... Send me the antidote, Doc McGurgle...[many thanks to theassn who provided me with the right lyrics for this crazy tune]

Channel: Music
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: SadLookinMoon

Length: 03:56
Rating: 5.00
Views: 3162

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