The Impotence of Proofreading By Taylor Mali

~ SPEECH ~The the impotence of proofreadingBy Taylor Maliwww.taylormali.comHas this ever happened to you?You work very, very horde on a paper for English clashAnd still get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=)and all because you are the liverwurst spoiler in the whale wide wordYes, Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.This is a problem that affects manly, manly students all over the word.I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a termthat my English torturer in my sophomoric year,Mrs. Myth, she said I would never get into a good colleague.And that¹s all I wanted, that's all any kid wants at that agejust to get into a good colleague.Not just anal community colleague,because I wouldn¹t be happy at just anal community colleague.I really need to be challenged, challenged menstruallyI needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,I know this makes me sound like a stereo,but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal colleague.So if I did not improvementor gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison(in Prison, New Jersey).So I got myself a spell checkerand figured I was on Sleazy Street.But there are several missed achesthat a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.For instant, if you accidentally leave out wordyour spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.And God for billing purposes onlyyou should have serial problems with Tori Spellingyour spell Chekhov might replace a wordwith one you had absolutely no detention of using.Because what do you want it to douch?It only does what you tell it to douche.You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.It just goes to show you how embargoone careless little clit of the mouth can be.Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.The teacher took the paper that I had written on A Sale of Two TittiesNo I'm cereal, I am cerealshe read it out loud in front of all of my assmates.It was the most humidifying experience of my life,being laughed at pubically.So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.And three: When it comes to proofreading,the red penis your friend.Spank you

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Uploaded: June 11, 2007 at 11:58 pm
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