sheepbird (October 12, 2008 at 3:17 pm)

are you serious or did you just make that up?

cromulentinnoc3nce (September 24, 2008 at 9:02 pm)

AHAHAHAHAHH "HE USED A YAMAHA"funniest thing i've heard all day!

sherriffflood (July 21, 2008 at 7:57 pm)

don't worry I enjoyed your joke if no one else did! have a nice day

vlhere (June 10, 2008 at 12:36 pm)

when the soloist functions as the conducter u really have to pay attention while rehearsalings cz in the end ur on ur own. in the concert he/she wont be out ther giving u the time.

sergiotmujica (May 15, 2008 at 9:20 pm)

Once a lady, after his concert, asked him "Maestro... why do you play so fast??" his answer was "Because I can."

birdingbum17 (April 3, 2008 at 7:37 pm)

Because of something called music. The only reason there's a conductor is because of the need to make sure everyone is using the same expression (well, and to keep the beat steady and a few other reasons). The better orchestras like NY phil and chicago Symphony technically don't need a conductor just to play "Notes-on-a-page". The Orpheus chamber orchestra doesn't use a conductor at all... ever. They're really good too.

olga2809 (March 30, 2008 at 3:44 pm)

Heifetz often played faster than the orchestra (or pianist) did, unfortunately, because he was such a brilliant violinist

54spiritedwill54 (March 30, 2008 at 12:44 am)

A legend in his own time!

melomansarasatiste (March 25, 2008 at 5:51 pm)

exellente

bitchass888 (March 24, 2008 at 3:05 pm)

5starcommentSo funny.. (: ha ha I was laughing for 30 minutes