TheNaziSlayer (September 5, 2008 at 5:52 am)

We were all just wondering!! Maybe thats why you are on vacation! You are actually going under the knife! Finally! After what happened in the operating room last time....make sure there are smelling salts and oxygen ready for those doctors!!

TheNaziSlayer (September 5, 2008 at 5:49 am)

OH! and Cass! Did you EVER get those nips fixed?????

TheRealSparky (September 5, 2008 at 5:47 am)

Oh where oh where can my Assadine be?Oh where oh where can she beeeee?Hmmm! Looks like Assadine must be on vacation! What? They don't have network reception in the sewer?? Aww. Maybe the Republican Convention scared the be-Jesus out of him/her!! You SHOULD be scared! Your messiah, NoBama is going down like China Town!!

TheRealSparky (September 5, 2008 at 5:41 am)

McCain! Palin! Whoo-hoo! Hell Yeah!!

astrape1 (September 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm)

You know there are other Republicans with much stronger and consistent pro-life records and traditional family values than Romney, consider them instead.

RepubGirl (September 4, 2008 at 3:20 am)

Hey FartinIntestines! You're right! You are NOT in Kansas anymore!! You are in your little tent!! You know, the one behind your sister's trailer! The trailer that was condemmed because of the heavy rat, roach and maggott infestation!! Don't you remember? You were about to take a dirt nap there but the roaches had first dibs! Oh well, atleast you have SOME friends! And they won't even steal your prunes from ya!! Even THEY have standards!!

alwaysright69 (September 4, 2008 at 2:54 am)

How you can tell the difference between the audience at the DNC and the RNC:The RNC: Lots of clean, in-shape, sharp looking, well manicured and well dressed people!The DNC: Lot's of fat, toothless, slobbering grins, upside-down signs, torn, stained undershirts on big, beer bellys! Greasy hair, exposed boogers.....I think you get my point!

CassLicksAnus (September 4, 2008 at 2:49 am)

Actually, Conservs, The ZPooper had one too many COLOSTAMY BAGS!!!! Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee....I just crack myself up.... Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee....deep breath.......Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee! Whew!!

ConservsRule (September 4, 2008 at 2:43 am)

Wow! What a moving, excellent speech by Rudy Guilliani! He put ObaMANURE in his place alright!!!! Get ready Demo-FARTS! Change is a-comin! Even for YOU, ZodiacPooper!! (who with his last postings, seems a bit... soused!) Whatsamatta Poop? Have one too many beers to drown your fears with?? Don't worry! John and Sarah are here to fix ALL your problems! Now, sca-doot off to your doggie bed!!!!

alwaysright69 (September 4, 2008 at 2:28 am)

As a Mayor AND a Governor and with an 80% approval rating, Sarah Palin has more experience than NObama AND Biden COMBINED!! A woman FOR the people!!! Combined with McCain, our country will be whole again!McCain/Palin '08 AMERICA FIRST!!