Hugh Laurie - Little Girl

A song from "A Bit of Fry & Laurie." Yes, that's Hugh singing pervishly.Yes, pervishly is now a word.LYRICS:Oh, little girl!Would you like a sweetie?Would you put your hand in mine?I promise not to hurt youOr impinge upon your virtueAll I want is half a second of your time.Oh, little girl!Won't you smile into the camera?This time I know we'll get the perfect shot.Now do you think that it would hurtIf you just undid your shirtAnd show the readers everything you've got?Little girl,You really mustn't worry,No one will respect you any less.When all is said and doneYou know it's just a bit of funNow be a sport, take off that pretty dress.Little girl, Can't you see now you are famous!Your name is on the nation's lips.Over breakfast, they'll admire you,At their lunch hour, they'll desire you,And at tea time, you'll be wrapping up their chips!Little girl,Congratulations on your record!They played it on the wireless just today.It was fast and rather naughty,Went straight in at number forty,Though the DJ said that's where it ought to stay.Little girl,So you got married to a popstar!I can hardly work my camera for the tears.But as you said your fond goodbyes,I got a great one of your thighs!What a shame you were divorced within a year.Little girl,You're not a girl and you're not little.But there's still one thing I'd love it if you'd do:Although she's slightly shorter, I would love to meet your daughter.Do you think that she would like to follow you?Do you think that she would like to follow you?

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: August 1, 2006 at 3:11 am
Author: deadzoner

Length: 02:18
Rating: 4.92
Views: 167490

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